"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
15 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!:-)
funny ..right? LOL!!!
She looks like George Burns in drag.
but she's only 24...see? that's the rub.
I'll bet she's easy!
Hilarious
Phos, she prolly is...lol
Corn --- HUGS!! and laughs
'sup with you?? Clean up day today, drears...
Started with Football, but we switched to a classic Bogart film...Treasure Of The Sierra Madres...can you believe I never saw it? what a film!!!!
I only made it part way through that film. I think my favorite Bogart film is "We're no Angels".
I have to be honest, I don't know that I have seen We're No Angels either...todays movie was so good...I had no idea. Bogart is great..
I wonder what she's doing next Saturday night.
Oh...I'll bet she's up for a good time...the question is..are you?
Where'd you get that picture of me?
Oh I doubt THAT Camille...you are way too cute to be that old broad.
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