HUH???

• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.


• I had amnesia once -- or twice.


• Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.


• All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.


• If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.


• What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


• They told me I was gullible and I believed them.


• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.


• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.


• How can there be self-help "groups"?


• If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?


• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.


• Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


• Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.


• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.


• One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.