Wednesday, June 28, 2006

U.S. Threatens North Korea With Ann Coulter Launch

Rabid pundit deployment could destroy entire Korean peninsula, UN warns

June 27, 2006 - In an act of retaliation for North Korean president Kim Jong-Il's plan to test a long-range missile that could reach California, the U.S. today threatened to launch conservative pundit Ann Coulter in the direction of North Korea.

President George W. Bush announced the plan to weaponize Coulter in a nationally televised address.
"If North Korea intends to test the most deadly weapon in its arsenal, we will have no alternative but to use the most deadly weapon in ours," Bush said. "And that weapon is Ann Coulter."

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Party Girl said...

Oh, that's good.
Great pic, too.

She is one that really needs to learn how to have an opinion. She's so meek and mild mannered.

leelee said...

I know party girl...I actually hated to even give her any thought whatsoever..but when I read the just caught my funny bone. She is a lovely isn't she? I like how she tries to bring this polarized country back together again..a true American.

puerileuwaite said...

I would agree to a tax increase for this initiative.

julie said...

I'm convinced she's quite evil.

leelee said...

The Bad Seed!