Thursday, April 12, 2007

How can you go wrong with a dog joke?

Hi friends..

I've been busy with my darling niece (15) visiting this week. We've been playing tourist..and having a blast.

Just thought I would stop by for a quick joke...this cracked me up:

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale.


He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the owner says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?", asks the possible buyer.

The owner says, "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit!"


Queenie said...

Hee,hee and hee hee. You crack me up, husband just came in the study to see if I was having a fit. He read it and is now doubled up. Thanks leelee.....

leelee said...

:-D Queenie, I can see we have similar tatses in humor...I must admit..I have this truly hysterical friend from my hometown who sends me these jokes..and I swear...I just crack up aand must share them..

Happy to make you AND your Mr.s smile..

Hugs and giggles!

Scary Monster said...

Me don't believe it. Clean humour that actually tickled me funny bone.
Me like this one, leelee, Thanks!

Every STOMP has it's day

Serena Joy said...

That one had me laughing out loud. You always have the coolest, funniest jokes. Please -- keep 'em coming.

leelee said...

I will my friends...when I get''ll get 'em


puerileuwaite said...

You have good taste. Another classic!

leelee said...

apparently my blog friends have good taste as are all getting a kick out of this one. :-)

Anonymous said...

offer $7
and ask for
a case of (dry) dog food

it's just another lying dog, after all


leelee said...

How many do you know /t??


paula said...

heh heh.

Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...


are we counting
the populations of
various world governments?


leelee said...

LOL!!!! / have a solid point there..


The Phosgene Kid said...

The trick is getting the dog to shut up. Have fun with your niece!!

leelee said...

Hi there Phos. hmmmm...are one of YOUR adorable pooches a talker...cuz I'm thinking you are speaking from experience.

My niece went back to her "real world" on friday, just in time for the big Nor' Easter. She confessed she'd rather stay here in FLA with me.. We had a great time....thanks :-)