Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc advises: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by Jesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No", the Irishman said, "from skippin..."

7 comments:

Scary Monster said...

Yeah! Better late than never. Glad you could join the party, sweets.

Me needed the laugh.

StOmP.

leelee said...

:-)

glad to make you smile!!

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Leelee. Glad you're back and crackin' the jokes again.:-)

leelee said...

Thanks Serena..as soon as I get a moment I will post on my latest adventure..

HUGS!

puerileuwaite said...

Does Lamby know about this joke?

Queenie said...

He, he, he, good to have you back darling, and obviously on form.

leelee said...

P....she must be thin as a rail!!

Thanks Queenie love..