Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Michael Vick Chew Toy

You can’t buy a Michael Vick jersey anymore. You can’t buy his Nike shoes, you can’t buy Vick-related apparel from the NFL’s online shop and you can’t buy his stuff at sporting good stores.

So the Vick dog chew toy is just about the last thing you can purchase with Vick’s name on it. The manufacturers explain:

Is it different you ask? You bet it is! The Vick Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art “dog” material. The Vick Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge even the most aggressive breeds. Especially Mike’s Favorite Breed, The Pit Bull.

Unlike Vick, our manufacturer is so sure of its durability they guarantee it against the most aggressive dog destruction. It Bends. It Bounces. It Flies. It Floats. And best of all, it lasts through the whole season and more!

leelee's note: I found this article here at footballnews-247


Serena Joy said...

I know the bleeding hearts are yelling about this being tactless, but what the heck, it IS funny. And if he's guilty of the charges, seems appropriate to me.

leelee said...

I think it's perfect...and funny!

Anonymous said...

This is great.

leelee said...

Hi Steve...I thought so too...:-)