Friday, October 10, 2008

Friday Funny - Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

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The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'


Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'


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The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

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13 comments:

Bond said...

bwahahahahahahahahhahahaahahaha

Post Turtle... I LOVE IT!

Have a great weekend

leelee said...

lol...I thought it was pretty funny!

You too, have a great weekend..

HUGS Vinny!

VE said...

Ha ha! Good one. I think they're all on a post though...

NYD said...

Post turtle. Yeah I am gonna have to adopt that particular phrase.

Good 'un Leelee!

leelee said...

Ya got that right VE....but she's a special case IMHO.

NYD - thank you my friend....adopt away..I have no rights to it..someone sent it to me..;-)

HUGS!!

Anndi said...

*snarf*

puerileuwaite said...

She makes my turtle withdraw into its shell.

leelee said...

Anndi...I am assuming a snarf is a kind of a chuckle?

Pug - you are so funny!!


HUGS!!

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