Friday, May 25, 2007

WHO IS JACK SCHITT ????



For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe S chitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

7 comments:

paula said...

snicker-snort-snort!

Serena Joy said...

I think I know the whole Schitt clan. LOL.

leelee said...

:-D I think we ALL do Serena..

Paula...I love it when you giggle.. :-D

puerileuwaite said...

And if you believe the stories, they were all good Schitts, and there wasn't a dumb Schitt in the bunch.

leelee said...

I Believe..I do I do

Scary Monster said...

Wholly...
Me guesses that ...happens
Me heard that they were having a fund raiser for Nervous bowel syndrom, but Me don't give a ......

SHIT!
STOMP

leelee said...

STOMP!! :-D