Friday, September 07, 2007
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $100.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?
The waiter replied:
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all