Friday, September 07, 2007

Friday Funny


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Grilled Republican: $100.00

Baked Democrat: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?

The waiter replied:
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all
morning."

4 comments:

Serena Joy said...

ROTFL! I love it!:-)

Corn Dog said...

hilarious!

Scary Monster said...

Effing good one, Leelee.

That just about sums it up!

STOMPS!!

leelee said...

You get 'em when I get 'em!!

:-)