Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Wonderful Old Gal

One day, I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"





"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life, I've eaten only junk food, and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends, I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."

"Absolutely, absolutely amazing," I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.

15 comments:

Serena Joy said...

ROTFLMAO!!:-)

leelee said...

funny ..right? LOL!!!

The Phosgene Kid said...

She looks like George Burns in drag.

leelee said...

but she's only 24...see? that's the rub.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I'll bet she's easy!

Corn Dog said...

Hilarious

leelee said...

Phos, she prolly is...lol

Corn --- HUGS!! and laughs

The Phosgene Kid said...

'sup with you?? Clean up day today, drears...

leelee said...

Started with Football, but we switched to a classic Bogart film...Treasure Of The Sierra Madres...can you believe I never saw it? what a film!!!!

The Phosgene Kid said...

I only made it part way through that film. I think my favorite Bogart film is "We're no Angels".

leelee said...

I have to be honest, I don't know that I have seen We're No Angels either...todays movie was so good...I had no idea. Bogart is great..

puerileuwaite said...

I wonder what she's doing next Saturday night.

leelee said...

Oh...I'll bet she's up for a good time...the question is..are you?

Camille Alexa said...

Where'd you get that picture of me?

leelee said...

Oh I doubt THAT Camille...you are way too cute to be that old broad.