Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Girls Night Out

too funny!!!

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
Faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you."


puerileuwaite said...

Leelee, you DESTROYED me with that one! I LOVE it!!

The Phosgene Kid said...

That happened to me once.

Hi leelee, just stopped by to see what's happening in these parts. Nice blog, I can see you are a fun loving person!!

leelee said...

P....honestly, that destroyed me too...hysterical.

Phos, thanks for stopping by...Oh yeah, I am one fun-lovin' gal!! Really I smile and laugh a lot..

Please come back, you never know what you will find here..


Serena Joy said...

ROTFL! I love it. That's right up there with the "Handbag" video on the laugh scale.:)

leelee said...

SJ...that video cracked me up!

Scary Monster said...

STOMPALAUGHALOT! Damn leelee, You just made me morning. Me will have to tell that one at work today. Then again maybe me will keep it to meself and have people wonder why me is giggling.


Queenie said...

Hee hee, thats brill, where do you get them from?
Really have a good time when I vist your blog, cheers.

leelee said...

Queenie! Thanks for stopping by and your kind words.

I acquire lots of jokes and whatnot from emails from fun friends near and far. I thouht this particular joke was worth sharing..obviously I was right! It's a hit. I thought it was too funny not to share.

I've added your blog to my "need to read" list. I like what I see so far. PLUS I am a bit of an anglophile, adoring (almost) all things British. Perhaps one of these days I will actually cross the pond and visit!!

Thank you again for stopping by and I do hope you will come back..and if you haven't already, please visit my friends listed on my sidebar, there are some terrific blogs there.


PS: Love "that's brill" that!!