Saturday, March 24, 2007

The Ultimate Men's Guide on women..


Guys...BEFORE YOU ASK ...check this out..

You might want to put it in your wallet or stencil it on your arm...this way you'll ALWAYS have it right:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. .

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

Just think..your relationship can be this...



Or this.....



Which do you prefer??

12 comments:

/t. said...

colorful,
vibrant & alive

or

faded and dead...

i'll get some wine anyway, just to be ultra-safe!

/t.

eccentric recluse said...

I know which version I prefer, but, where did you put that wine?

btw, you have been tagged

Mayden's Voyage said...

I want the 2nd-
as long as that's not Bella Legosi
(Sp?)
LOL :)

(wait- is that Bogart???)

I'm too blonde to really know...
tell me :)

I loved Hepburn and Bogart-
they were a dream come true :)

Scary Monster said...

Me be somewhere in the middle STOMP

Serena Joy said...

I think I'd definitely prefer the second pictured relationship with the Ultra Safe guy. LOL.

leelee said...

Hmmmm, I see which way the wind blows here...

You know guys, you can get a great deal on wine when it's sold by the case!

Mayden, how cute are you? The picture is Bogart and Lauren Bacall his great love and wife.

littlebirdblue said...

Which do you prefer??

I was going to say wine, but it looks like I'd be late to the party on that one.

Mayden's Voyage said...

Hey Leelee :)
I'll be in Jacksonville, which is about 2 hours north of Orlando.
I'd love to go further south, but I picked a spot that I could easily drive to in one day.
After the Indiana trip I'm getting a little burned out on the "car rides"- but we'll drive down and make it in 8 to 9 hours, including our stops.
:)

Queenie said...

Can I have some wine whilst I decide????????

Gardener Greg said...

I like the wine idea myself. Great advice.

leelee said...

Cora - sounds ideal, you certainly HAVE been on the road much these days...you girls will have a wonderful time..I guarantee you will come back rested and refreshed.!

Queenie - absolutely darling...here..let me refill your glass.. ;-)

Greg - WELCOME to my humble blog. I like the wine idea myself..., I can refill YOUR glass too if you'd like..I took a peek at your home in the blogdom...very nice, I shall visit more. Thank you again for stopping by.. Hope you'll come back.

~hugs to all~

leelee said...

LBB - looks like the "wines" have it..c'mon girl..put your glass out...I'm refillin' :-)