Sunday, March 18, 2007


  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.

  • Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  • If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

  • Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.


Serena Joy said...

LMBO, Leelee. That was funny. Thanks much for the giggles.:)

Anonymous said...

this concludes
thought for the day


leelee said...

Giggles are the ONLY way to go SJ.. Glad you had some!



littlebirdblue said...

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Yes, especially when they are free bonus gifts available to you at no extra charge to yourself.

Act now! This offer won't last long...

Scary Monster said...

Stompalicious post leelee. Me needed the jolt of comedy.
Got me thinking about the "totally live nude girls" signs me sees when me goes home.

leelee said...

LBB...isn't it funny what they would have us believe? or DO even..

Scary...yeah...totally live I suppose is much more entertaining then..say...totally dead


puerileuwaite said...

I REALLY enjoyed these!

leelee said...

P...I'm glad :-) <---there's that leer again

Sean said...

cute. :)

Serena Joy said...

Scary, when I see those Live Nude Girls signs, I wonder who the heck would want to see Dead Nude Girls. Don't answer that, because I know there are some weirdos out there.:)

Scary Monster said...

Not only nude but totally nude, Yeah!!

The Grunt said...

I'm with Scary Monster: There's nothing like totally nude vs. just plain nude. I got my nightly dosage of guffaws from this post, Lee Lee. Thanks!

leelee said...


Oh I'm glad you all enjoyed this post.


paula said...

Then there's non-stop fight and near-miss. Should be near-hit, in my mind a near-miss is something completely different.

Very funny leelee. heh-heh.

leelee said...


Corn Dog said...

I love these, particularly the buffalo wings one

leelee said...

Corn Dog, I've always thought they tasted like chicken...who knew Buffalos had wings??