Friday, March 30, 2007

What's In A Name?




All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... or did they??




These are not made up. Check them out yourself!




"Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com


Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com


Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net


Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com


If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com


The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com


And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site www.speedofart.com


Thursday, March 29, 2007

Check this out

Fellow blogger JL4 has a new blog




My loyal readers are so clever, I am sure you could come up with some fun and interesting queries for him to answer...check it out..this could be fun!!

Bring a monster to work day!


Scary joined me on my morning walk...he did well 2.5 miles...WAY TO GO!!





He decided that YES it would be fun to come to work with me today so..on the way we stopped by the beach...Scary really liked the palm trees, it was all I could do to keep him from trying to capture some coconuts!










We made it to my shop...he was really excited to see his blog on my computer












Scary enjoyed taking a look at the art and being part of it all. He fits right in!!







I had a feeling he would really like this kind of scary Northwest Coast mask...






I'm glad Scary got the chance to visit my shop



Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The Monster Is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Scary has Finally arrived in sunny South Florida, and none the worse for wear I might add. He is well and fit, albeit a bit pale and wanted to immediately catch a few rays poolside. He seemed to really enjoy it.


After a brief respite in the sun..he made a new friend in the garden...Isn't it wonderful how quickly he adapts???


I am really looking forward to showing Scary around town and have him here as our guest.
Stayed tuned to see some amazing and fun photos of Scary and me.

WELCOME TO FLORIDA SCARY MONSTER!!! I'm so happy you are here.
STOMPS AND HUGS





Tuesday, March 27, 2007

No monster yet........

Not in today's mail.....maybe tomorrow!!

Hope this monster chow I bought, doesn't go bad...it couldn't could it???!!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

The Ultimate Men's Guide on women..


Guys...BEFORE YOU ASK ...check this out..

You might want to put it in your wallet or stencil it on your arm...this way you'll ALWAYS have it right:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. .

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

Just think..your relationship can be this...



Or this.....



Which do you prefer??

Thursday, March 22, 2007

HELLO AND WELCOME!!

Like any good hostess should...I'd like to welcome two new guests who visited my blog:

The Phosgene Kid

Queenie


I'm on a roll now....

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends
$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to
the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"


"About 32," is the reply.


"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question.


The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."


The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."


Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some
mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He
pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"


"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Girls Night Out

too funny!!!


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
Faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a
rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never forget you."

Sunday, March 18, 2007

HUH???



  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.

  • Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  • If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

  • Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Friday, March 16, 2007

rANdOmnESs


I love cheez-its and combos, they are both totally artifical, despite their claims of being made from REAL cheese. I don't think so...but honestly, I don't care.

It's great when Easter rolls around, because all the GOOD jelly beans appear on the supermarket shelves. I LOVE jelly beans, but they have to be good ones...the cheapo ones don't do a thing for me.


I heard an old 70's song on the XM just now..Patches by Clarence Carter. Wow...










I'm excited about our upcoming vacation to California in May. I bought us 2 tickets to Cali and surprised my hubs for Valentines Day. We are flying to SFO and driving down to LA over 9 days. With Stops in Carmel, Hearst Castle and wherever else we feel like it. I've been to CA, but he hasn't so I am looking forward to playing tour guide a bit.



La Nina is forming...that means we could have another active Hurricane season...This causes us great distress. So much that we may finally buy that back-up generator that powers up the whole house even the a/c. Shit I am NOT looking forward to Hurricanes.


this is SO what it's like!!!



TGIF!!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

10 Random Songs in My Ipod

My Friend Sean thought I would have some interesting songs on my ipod. Well I'd be lying if I said he wasn't right. He didn't actually tag me..so I am not tagging anyone in particular. If you want to share..please do.

David Bowie - Heroes
Average White Band - Pick Up The Pieces
Nickelback - Savin' Me
Bobby Darin - Beyond The Sea
Creed - Six Feet From the Edge
John Lennon - Mind Games
Led Zeppelin - The Ocean
The Who - Emminence Front
The Association- Along Comes Mary
The Grateful Dead - China Cat Sunflower

Friday, March 09, 2007

Joe's Stone Crab





I hope that each and everyone of you gets the opportunity to Eat At Joe's some time in your life. I just came back from a dining experience second to none. Can you say Fresh Florida Stone Crabs, Lyonnaise potaotes, Fried Oysters all served in a vintage South Florida ambience? Good God that was good!!!!


If you ever come to visit leelee, this is where we shall go!! I promise!!!!









Thursday, March 08, 2007